We all know that around springtime somebody decided to pull a bunch of tests on students. Most people stress out but here are some ways NOT to prepare for standardized tests.
1. First of all, taking a good test all comes down to how tired you are in the morning, because THAT'S when a bunch of idiots decided to start testing in the even though scientists say that the human brain doesn't function properly until 10 am. Make sure the night before you stay up until 3 am watching a Netflix marathon.
2. In the morning procrastinate because your really tired, then fly out of the house without breakfast. Who needs the most important meal of the day?
3. Third, make sure you don't have #2 pencils so you have to ask every person in the room if they have a spare. Don't forget to break that pencil mid test and have to nag your teacher for a new one.
4. Rush through the test so you can catch up on the sleep you missed last night.
5. Repeat.
There you have it! I hope these tips were very helpful for your test preparations!
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